[kernel_panic_3.0] Keep your friends updated on your heat!

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With the SmartHjelm you don’t have to just feel awkward – you can share it in hard, cold numbers!

The SmartHjelm not only keeps you safe on the road, it also in the know. And others:

Introducing the Forehead Heat & Humidity sensor or as we like to call it, the Awkward humility sensor!

With cutting edge inner technology, we have created the Forehead Temperature and Humidity Sensor

At all times you and your friends can know just how hot and wet you are – the perfect proxy for just how awkward you feel wearing the SmartHjelm!

With the accompanying dashboard, the SmartHjelm becomes a true device of awkwardness, which both manages to measure and induce awkwardness by outlining your sweat and heat levels for all your friends to laugh at!

The SmartHjelm dashboard exposes not just how fast or slow you are going, but also how much you are struggling to do so, and lets you easily share this with friends and family!

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