Weirdly enough, using public bathrooms can be awkward for the best of us. Our smart suitcase solves this problem in an elegant way. By the simple press of a button on your suitcase, our awesome WhizzProtector™ system is enabled at an instant!
Whatever awkward noise you might be producing while releving your traveling body, it will be showered away by the soothing sound of heavy rain. Some users have even claimed to reach a meditative state using this feature while on the throne [citation needed].
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